I have all these ideas for starting my own youtube channel but I have a fear that they will all suck and no one will watch them…
The first time I met Zack, I bet him five bucks he couldn’t pick me up because I was fat. He looked at me, said okay, and then picked me up. When I gave him the five he took it then handed it back to me and told me I could use it to buy a mirror that works.Do you see why I love this man?
deadpool + text posts
"You know when it’s like the last day of school and you’re just like, ‘Fuck it! Fuck you! Woo! I’m taking my pants off, I’m gonna pee in the classroom!’?"
He’s the love of my life and nothing or no one is going to come between us.